Hey guys. Itsy here. Mom is super lazy and has not updated this thing since Sunday. I mean honestly, how can she have a blog if she won't post? Lazy bish.
Lately my days have been jammed packed. I like to sleep until 5:30 a.m. at which point I find it suitable to jump all over mom and dad because obvy I have to pee. Do they take me out? Nope. Mom waits until she is done getting ready and then takes me out. I have to demand food from her. I like to go up to the counter and bash my head against the door where the food is. Mom thinks I am cute and wants to tease me and ask if I want my food. What do you think woman??
One of my favorite things to do is lay on the couch. I don't like to just lay it on, I have my own personal seat! I love the middle of the couch. It is my own special seat that I refuse to off of. I also love spreading my dog hair all over it!
Lately I have also taking up spying. I am super sneaky and love to just stare the animals down that come in my yard. If my parents would just open the door and let me chase them, they would have alot less of my nose marks on the windows!
The other night I fell asleep with my tail in my mouth. Mom and dad thought it was so cute....I did not. Have you woken up with a pile of dog hair in your mouth...it is very gross. Note to fur parents:Help a dog out sometimes!
Well I need a nap so I will let mom take her blog back!