This weekend I will be among thousands of Nascar fans that will be tailgating, drinking and having a ton of other shenanigans at Richmond International Raceway. The race is tomorrow so look for a ton of pics on my IG feed.
My favorite part of the race is the tailgating and pre-race fun. You can walk around to the different sponsor booths and get some awesome swag, meet drivers, DRINK, and play games. Some of the car companies even let you drive cars....(I believe someone is in the car with you though..no fun there).
Now..everyone else is super pumped for football tailgating and all that jazz...not me. I could care less. Sorry yall! I only care about one sport. Do not say Nascar is not a sport. It so is. I love Nascar. I grew up with Nascar. It is A FREAKING MAZING. I would go to every race if I could. That is a bit costly though so you see where the problem is there.
Now my biggest obstacle tomorrow is how do I get to meet/kidnap Dale Jr. I have yet to meet this hunk of meat. It is rare that anyone really does. He is the hottest driver. The most famous of them all. Has the cutest butt (have you seen his wrangler commercials??)
If you never hear from me again, it is due to me being arrested for trying to kidnap Mr. Earnhardt tomorrow. If I do....please bring bail money to Richmond, VA. Thank you!