Thursday, April 18, 2013

When I grow up!

I love love love this link up that Miss Whitney is doing today. her sassy ass! We are sharing things we want to do when we grow up, like our houses, where we want to live, do, etc. Seeing as I am mid twenties and married and own a house I can only imagine at this point what I will never have so here it goes people! 

I would drink beverages like this everyday and not have a care in the world.

I would buy a island of course..because I plan on being stinking rich and have this swing for big kids!
My kitchen would be so stinking cute!
I would have a huge ass closet that I would call my Girl Cave and it would be full of a shit ton of Cowboy Boots, clothes, and booze! 

I would also own this bad boy because..well it is awesome and my husband would love me that much more!
I would  A TON of pit bulls as they warm my heart and are amazing!

I would make it on Big Brother and Win that Show! 

I would go to every Miranda Lambert concert just because I can! 

And I would have a retreat every year for all my blog besties and still invite other bloggers. There would be NO BULLYING BISHES and we would all party non stop, drink till we drop, and have non stop fun! 

And my life motto would be:

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  1. My dog is a pitbull!! I love her so much. :) She is the sweetest dog ever.

  2. love love love it! and i would just dance all day, everyday.

  3. this post totally made me laugh. i NEED that swing. and also the kitchen. and probably the closet and puppies, too. also, can i come to your awesome blogger retreat? i don't drink, but i think i'm a pretty fun human being. and i could take pictures for you. :)

  4. Visiting from the link up today and your post made me laugh. I'd also like my own island and might even name it after Miranda Lambert. New follower so wanted to say hi :)

  5. OMG I NEEEEEEED that swing! I've never seen that before! LOVE IT!


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