So I have seen a few post linking up with Erin and Gay about this topic and decided I had to post my "If I was". Sorry I am late to the party!
So here I go!
...I would take 5 minute showers and get ready in less than 15 minutes instead of a hour.
...I would drink MORE bud light and belch without saying excuse me
...I would eat more fast food and pizza and than do it again a few hours later without worrying about a diet
...I would pee outside in the woods and not have to worry about squatting if I am hiking!
...I would not have to shop every week (not that I do that now, don't judge me) for clothes as I could wear whatever and it would not matter.
...I would NOT have to take selfies every time I go shopping.
...I would pick up my dirty clothes off the floor and wash them! (hint to the hubs)
...I would start the car every morning before work for my spouse when it is cold.
...I would make the bed when I get out of it (pshh who am I kidding, no guy will ever do this)
...I would probably be gay as I love everything glittery...girly and pink! True Story!
...I would be thrilled that I would not have to shave them legs and pits. I would scream this out at the top of my lungs!
...I would watch Nascar on the weekends and hog the remote when you try to change it.
...I would also have a mullet because they are amazeballs. Business in the front..party in the back.
What would you do if you were a guy?